Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage or sabotage; or in terrorist activities... ?
CROSSING THE U.S. BORDERS: VIAJE A LA PARANOIA...
Entiendo que tras los atentados del 11-S los U.S.A. sean más estrictos en sus controles en las aduanas (aquí en España somos la otra cara de la moneda, a pesar de haber padecido el 11-M), pero hay cosas que rozan ya la paranoia e incluso se podría decir que lo absurdo. Si no, juzgad vosotros mismos leyendo el minicuestionario que te hacen para entrar al país, ya veréis si es o no divertido...
Do any of the following apply to you? (Answer Yes or No):
A. Do you have a communicable disease; physical or mental disorder; or are you a drug abuser or addict?
B. Have you ever been arrested or convicted for an offense or crime involving moral turpitude or a violation related to a controled substance; or been arrested or convicted for two or more offenses for which the aggregate sentence to confinement was five years or more; or been a controlled substance trafficker; or are you seeking entry to engage in criminal or immoral activities? (Sí, ahora mismo, señor agente; a eso precisamente venía yo a los USA)
C. Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage (Verá señor agente, mi nombre es Bond, James Bond, y soy agente secreto del CESID) or sabotage; or in terrorist activities; or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were involved, in any way, in persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its allies? (¡pero si yo ni siquiera había nacido por aquel entonces!)
D. Are you seeking to work in the U.S.; or have ever been excluded and deported; or been previously removed from the United States; or procured or attempted to procure a visa or entry into the U.S. by fraud or misrepresentation?
E. Have tou ever detaine, retained or withheld custody of a child from a U.S. citizen granted custody of the child?
F. Have you ever been denied a U.S. visa or entry into the U.S. or had a U.S. visa cancelled? If yes, when? where?
G. Have you ever asserted immunity from prosecution?
Os aconsejo también entrar en la siguiente web, no tiene ningún desperdicio...
http://www.nationalterroralert.com/overview.htm
Do any of the following apply to you? (Answer Yes or No):
A. Do you have a communicable disease; physical or mental disorder; or are you a drug abuser or addict?
B. Have you ever been arrested or convicted for an offense or crime involving moral turpitude or a violation related to a controled substance; or been arrested or convicted for two or more offenses for which the aggregate sentence to confinement was five years or more; or been a controlled substance trafficker; or are you seeking entry to engage in criminal or immoral activities? (Sí, ahora mismo, señor agente; a eso precisamente venía yo a los USA)
C. Have you ever been or are you now involved in espionage (Verá señor agente, mi nombre es Bond, James Bond, y soy agente secreto del CESID) or sabotage; or in terrorist activities; or genocide; or between 1933 and 1945 were involved, in any way, in persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its allies? (¡pero si yo ni siquiera había nacido por aquel entonces!)
D. Are you seeking to work in the U.S.; or have ever been excluded and deported; or been previously removed from the United States; or procured or attempted to procure a visa or entry into the U.S. by fraud or misrepresentation?
E. Have tou ever detaine, retained or withheld custody of a child from a U.S. citizen granted custody of the child?
F. Have you ever been denied a U.S. visa or entry into the U.S. or had a U.S. visa cancelled? If yes, when? where?
G. Have you ever asserted immunity from prosecution?
Os aconsejo también entrar en la siguiente web, no tiene ningún desperdicio...
http://www.nationalterroralert.com/overview.htm
posted by Xtian D. @ 12:25 PM
2 Comments:
Rellene este formulario si quiere pegarme un tiro en la cabeza...
Que esperamos de un país en que es más peligroso una teta que una pistola.
jajaja, la verdad, suena mas a un cuestionario de broma q a uno real, y lo bueno es q es real!
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